I leave on April 4th (in 7 days!!) for Greece, and I will be gone from April 4th to April 12th (9 days inclusive). Here%26#039;s what I know I have to pack:
10-12 shirts (extras just in case one gets dirty)
9 shorts (plus a few pairs of jeans if it%26#039;s colder)
a semi-formal thing (dress pants, oxford shirt and tie)
10 boxer shorts
3 or 4 undershirts
10 pairs of socks
athletic shorts/t-shirt for pajamas
Good walking shoes
Sandals for the beach
Swimgear
I know the USA 3-1-1 regulations for the TSA...
Deodorant
Razor and shaving cream
toothbrush and toothpaste
mouthwash
Purell
kleenex packs
shampoo and conditioner and hand lotion
nail clippers
Camera (digital) and plenty of memory and batteries
DVD player and MP3 player for the plane (it%26#039;s a 14 hr flight)
A good book for the flight
Can you think of anything else that I%26#039;m forgetting? I%26#039;ve got my passport in a holder to wear under my clothes and I%26#039;m going to put money in it too, I know I need to get some Euro before I go
Packing List...?
:) Looks like a great list. I can%26#039;t think of anything else.
XD You are going to have a fantastic time.
Reply:you are VERY organised. what you forget you can just buy there!! enjoy your holiday. x
Reply:Your list looks very good. I did not see hair brush or hair dryer on there. Or a nicer pair of shoes for the formal outfit.
A little tip, get your Euro at the airport, you will get a better exchange rate. I used to work for a bank and we used to tell all our good customers that little tip.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Packing For Air Force Basic Training?
Alright I%26#039;m leaving in a week and I%26#039;m going to go shopping tommorow any advice on the following items on what to get will be well appreciated.
*Shampoo - What kind and how big of a bottle?
*Deodorant- What Kind?
*Toothbrush- What color, What kind?
*Toothbrush tray- What Color?
*Toothpaste- What kind?
*Shower shoes- I don%26#039;t even know what these are and can%26#039;t believe there serious about these so if you know about them what kind should I get, what color, and where the heck can I buy them.
*Soap- (Now on my list here it says -Soap (Liquid) then it ssys underneath -Soap Tray (If bar soap is used) so should I just go with the liquid soap because then I don%26#039;t have to worry about keeping a soap tray clean?
I know by the way I%26#039;m asking about these items I%26#039;m being very anal but I want to have things the TI%26#039;s will not have anything to complain about and I want things that are easy to keep clean and will pass inspection easily. Thanks
Packing For Air Force Basic Training?
Word of advice. Do not buy anything round. Make sure your toothpaste is rectangular (like crest is) and the same with your shampoo. You only get 9 inches of personal space and the round stuff will roll around your draw and you%26#039;ll fail inspections and do lots of pushups. No requirement on the toothbrush or toothbrush tray. Just don%26#039;t get any funky colors for them to pick on you about. Go with a clear tray and just a plain ol toothbrush (in otherwords don%26#039;t get a Batman toothbrush or something stupid). Shower shoes are flip flops. Just get a really cheap pair of flip flops at the local drug store. Go with either soap, just make sure it%26#039;s square.
Get enough of everything (but only 1 of everything) to last you 6 weeks (because you will get the opportunity towards the end to go to the shopette and pick up any items you might run out of).
You%26#039;ll never pass your inspections easily, if at all. Just stay under the radar. SQUARE IS DEFINITELY THE WAY TO GO.
Reply:take only a toothbrush they will issue you the rest
Reply:ok, first all the items you listed you can just get whatever brand you prefer, there is not set standard for toiletry items. Shower shoes are just a cheap pair of black flip flops. Don%26#039;t worry about having everything on the packing list cause you%26#039;ll be given the opportunity to buy what you need at the px when you get there. If you worried about having different stuff than the other recruits then wait till you get there and buy what you need px. Your instructors won%26#039;t get so anal during inspections as to open your soap trey and inspect its cleanliness. I think you%26#039;re looking into this all way too much. Try to relax a little bit, just remember the worse they can do is yell at you, or make you do a few push ups.
Reply:Check out these websites / gives a lot of details
http://www.airforce.com/training/enliste...
http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/airforcej...
feel free to check out my profile / have done a number of answers relating to Air Force BMT
Shower Shoes are flip flops type sandals (they are serious) / standard color is black (available down there)
Colors and brands don%26#039;t really matter / TI will complain about everything - nothing personal
horses for loan
*Shampoo - What kind and how big of a bottle?
*Deodorant- What Kind?
*Toothbrush- What color, What kind?
*Toothbrush tray- What Color?
*Toothpaste- What kind?
*Shower shoes- I don%26#039;t even know what these are and can%26#039;t believe there serious about these so if you know about them what kind should I get, what color, and where the heck can I buy them.
*Soap- (Now on my list here it says -Soap (Liquid) then it ssys underneath -Soap Tray (If bar soap is used) so should I just go with the liquid soap because then I don%26#039;t have to worry about keeping a soap tray clean?
I know by the way I%26#039;m asking about these items I%26#039;m being very anal but I want to have things the TI%26#039;s will not have anything to complain about and I want things that are easy to keep clean and will pass inspection easily. Thanks
Packing For Air Force Basic Training?
Word of advice. Do not buy anything round. Make sure your toothpaste is rectangular (like crest is) and the same with your shampoo. You only get 9 inches of personal space and the round stuff will roll around your draw and you%26#039;ll fail inspections and do lots of pushups. No requirement on the toothbrush or toothbrush tray. Just don%26#039;t get any funky colors for them to pick on you about. Go with a clear tray and just a plain ol toothbrush (in otherwords don%26#039;t get a Batman toothbrush or something stupid). Shower shoes are flip flops. Just get a really cheap pair of flip flops at the local drug store. Go with either soap, just make sure it%26#039;s square.
Get enough of everything (but only 1 of everything) to last you 6 weeks (because you will get the opportunity towards the end to go to the shopette and pick up any items you might run out of).
You%26#039;ll never pass your inspections easily, if at all. Just stay under the radar. SQUARE IS DEFINITELY THE WAY TO GO.
Reply:take only a toothbrush they will issue you the rest
Reply:ok, first all the items you listed you can just get whatever brand you prefer, there is not set standard for toiletry items. Shower shoes are just a cheap pair of black flip flops. Don%26#039;t worry about having everything on the packing list cause you%26#039;ll be given the opportunity to buy what you need at the px when you get there. If you worried about having different stuff than the other recruits then wait till you get there and buy what you need px. Your instructors won%26#039;t get so anal during inspections as to open your soap trey and inspect its cleanliness. I think you%26#039;re looking into this all way too much. Try to relax a little bit, just remember the worse they can do is yell at you, or make you do a few push ups.
Reply:Check out these websites / gives a lot of details
http://www.airforce.com/training/enliste...
http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/airforcej...
feel free to check out my profile / have done a number of answers relating to Air Force BMT
Shower Shoes are flip flops type sandals (they are serious) / standard color is black (available down there)
Colors and brands don%26#039;t really matter / TI will complain about everything - nothing personal
horses for loan
Read My Story?!?
Here it is. If you want to read more of it , e-mail me.
Hello and Goodbye
The four heiresses, Nicky, Skye, Logan, and Riky were walking around the make-up/changing room of one of many Joseph Brianna’s mansions getting ready for their going away party. The heiresses were going away to Paris for the fall, there star destination that they always choose or Nicky always choose at the end of summer when they came back or bounced back from all night partying.
The girls weren’t the only ones in the mansion, of course Joseph had to wondering around somewhere perhaps holding a glass of champagne glaring at pictures of old rich dead family members.
Skye sat down at her make-station. She was ready, only the party was 23 minutes away from happening. What could she do for that long? She maintained good posture instead of slumping in her seat and looked herself in the mirror, she did not want Nicky slapping her in the back, it was a good thing she could hide the redness with her dress. Ah, her dress, she was the sexiest heir next to Nicky and so for Riky. She was wearing a black and purple dress that stopped just an inch above her ankles; she looked good, really good. Her hair was down curled that made her look even better; her make-up was perfect done by Nicky J. herself. But the lead heir, Nicky, was unsatisfied that her friend looked better than her.
Applying her gold and purple eye shadow, Nicky demanded, “Skye, take the dress off.”
Skye stopped fluffing her hair to make sure she heard her friend right, “What? You want me to take this off? I thought you said you liked it.”
“ON ME! Take it off. There are some dresses on the rack next to the bathroom.”
Logan and Ricky’s stares skipped between bossy Nicky and livid Skye.
Once she reached the dressing rack, she slammed her hands against the cold gold medal, and grunted.
“Can you please be quiet?” Nicky solicited Skye running her hands threw her hour glass size two body that was now covered in a gold, body tight hugging dress that was 5 inches above her knees.
While helping Logan with her sexy simple black dress, she assumed, “I hope your wearing underwear under that dress of yours.”
Riky whipped her head and brown chestnut hair around to look for an answer from Nicky.
Nicky beamed covertly and flashed her thong. But it was her special blue thong, the one she had been waiting to use all summer.
Logan rolled her eyes putting her black ballerina flats that complimented her tan glowing legs, she alleged, “Oh god.”
Not commenting to Logan, Nicky looked in her mirror and looked at Skye searching through dresses, and she demanded, “Pick out the…” she didn’t want her friend looking like a Victoria Secret reject nor way more seductive, her friends had to compliment her and make her look like the better one, the more beautiful one, just “the one”, “The red dress.”
Skye searched for it for a while.
“Hurry up!” snapped Nicky, doing Riky’s make-up. “And stop moving, Riky!”
“Sorry.”
Nicky rolled her eyes and continued putting on her friend’s make-up. “I don’t know why you make things so difficult.”
“Well, at least I’m not so arduous,” snapped Logan putting on deodorant.
Nicky gagged at this site plucking at Riky’s eye brows.
“Careful, please! I don’t want to have red eye brows.”
“All you just shut the *uck up. PUH-LEASE,” she sighed and looked at her watch still holding Riky’s head back, “We have 17 minutes left.”
Nicky snuck a look over to Skye who still searching for the red dress. She plucked one of Riky’s eye brows really hard and screamed, “SKYLAR! YOU’VE PASSED IT A HUNDRED TIMES! PICK OUT THE GODDAMN DRESS AND GO GET READY! YOU GIVE ME *UCKIN HEADACHES.”
Skye happily picked out the dress and marched into the bathroom.
“Damn it, Nick. It’s bleeding!” wailed Riky.
“Oh my goodness, my heel just broke!” screeched Logan.
Nicky was so overwhelmed she dropped everything, grabbed her shoes, and headed out into the hallway closing the door.
She took 5 paces away from the two rooms and lid down the wallpaper royal wall, and breathed in deeply in and out. She put on her shoes and ran her hands through her blonde hair that ran 3 inches past her shoulder then groaned in frustration.
Pretty soon, she heard Joseph’s footsteps coming down the hall. She played with her French manicured nails not knowing if he was coming toward her but she didn’t want to seem to anxious.
Rapidly, Joseph was sitting next to her.
He held his champagne glass, from which he only drunk once from. And held it next to her arm.
Nicky glanced at it then her nails and mumbled, “No, thank you.”
“I only drink out of it once. You can have it,” he mentioned, moving the glass in a circular motion.
Nicky quickly grabbed the glass and drained it. Joseph laughed leaning his head back. Nicky smiled at him placing the glass a few inches next to her. He nudged her and she nudged her back.
“So, it got a little heavy in there, huh?”
“Yeah, it did,” she agreed in a flirtatious way, letting her eyes look into his attractive light blue eyes. He got her glimpse.
“You’re a very kinky, daring girl Mrs. Nicky J.”
Nicky kissed him full on his partially skinny lips.
He kissed her back. They were French kissing all the way. His hands were on her hips and her hands were grabbing onto his cheeks. They fell down to cold brown marble floor knocking the champagne glass over, sending to the other side of the hallway.
With his eyes open, Joseph watched gladly as Nicky’s one dress strap fell revealing her black bra.
He moved his hand down to her low thigh; he stopped kissing her to kiss where his hand had been. Nicky smiled and moaned. Then he pulled his face to her lips so they could make out again, until she announced, “That’s all that we can do for now.”
They chuckled together and kissed one more time and sat up. Nicky grabbed the champagne bottle from across the hall her revealing blue thong showing.
Joseph guffawed at the revealing.
Having the wine glass settled in her hand like she was about to drink from it, she smirked at him, and pecked him on his lips, and hysterically cackled, “God, we really have to stop.”
Just in time, the three other heiresses came out of the room, to apologize to the lead heir.
Nicky looked at them as she was still mad at them. Joseph walked to his girlfriend’s side, smooching Skye on her cheek.
“Nicky…” Logan started but she put her hand up to signal her to stop talking.
“It’s all right. At least you guys are hot enough,” the three other heiresses looked seductive taking there poses, “so you don’t have to apologize.” Nicky retched behind your back. She was being way to nice. To stop all her friends from smiling she stood up, stood in front of everyone and heralded, “But you are still not forgiven.”
She gave the champagne glass to Joseph, and grinned. “How much time do we have?”
Logan answered quickly, “2 minutes until our boyfriends and siblings start arriving.”
All that time passed so quickly it seemed like to Nicky. She ran her fingers through her blonde hair again as Skye questioned arms crossed, “Why were you drinking?” but Joseph didn’t answer her.
Riky handed Nicky my lip gloss, she applied another coat, her lips were dry from the hot make-out, and then smacked them together and stated, “It’s party time.”
Read My Story?!?
Exactly how many Clique books have you read? This is really bad. Sorry. Pax-C
Reply:It entertained me! Make a sequel. It would make a good teen book, consider publication.
Reply:wow, great
visualarts
Hello and Goodbye
The four heiresses, Nicky, Skye, Logan, and Riky were walking around the make-up/changing room of one of many Joseph Brianna’s mansions getting ready for their going away party. The heiresses were going away to Paris for the fall, there star destination that they always choose or Nicky always choose at the end of summer when they came back or bounced back from all night partying.
The girls weren’t the only ones in the mansion, of course Joseph had to wondering around somewhere perhaps holding a glass of champagne glaring at pictures of old rich dead family members.
Skye sat down at her make-station. She was ready, only the party was 23 minutes away from happening. What could she do for that long? She maintained good posture instead of slumping in her seat and looked herself in the mirror, she did not want Nicky slapping her in the back, it was a good thing she could hide the redness with her dress. Ah, her dress, she was the sexiest heir next to Nicky and so for Riky. She was wearing a black and purple dress that stopped just an inch above her ankles; she looked good, really good. Her hair was down curled that made her look even better; her make-up was perfect done by Nicky J. herself. But the lead heir, Nicky, was unsatisfied that her friend looked better than her.
Applying her gold and purple eye shadow, Nicky demanded, “Skye, take the dress off.”
Skye stopped fluffing her hair to make sure she heard her friend right, “What? You want me to take this off? I thought you said you liked it.”
“ON ME! Take it off. There are some dresses on the rack next to the bathroom.”
Logan and Ricky’s stares skipped between bossy Nicky and livid Skye.
Once she reached the dressing rack, she slammed her hands against the cold gold medal, and grunted.
“Can you please be quiet?” Nicky solicited Skye running her hands threw her hour glass size two body that was now covered in a gold, body tight hugging dress that was 5 inches above her knees.
While helping Logan with her sexy simple black dress, she assumed, “I hope your wearing underwear under that dress of yours.”
Riky whipped her head and brown chestnut hair around to look for an answer from Nicky.
Nicky beamed covertly and flashed her thong. But it was her special blue thong, the one she had been waiting to use all summer.
Logan rolled her eyes putting her black ballerina flats that complimented her tan glowing legs, she alleged, “Oh god.”
Not commenting to Logan, Nicky looked in her mirror and looked at Skye searching through dresses, and she demanded, “Pick out the…” she didn’t want her friend looking like a Victoria Secret reject nor way more seductive, her friends had to compliment her and make her look like the better one, the more beautiful one, just “the one”, “The red dress.”
Skye searched for it for a while.
“Hurry up!” snapped Nicky, doing Riky’s make-up. “And stop moving, Riky!”
“Sorry.”
Nicky rolled her eyes and continued putting on her friend’s make-up. “I don’t know why you make things so difficult.”
“Well, at least I’m not so arduous,” snapped Logan putting on deodorant.
Nicky gagged at this site plucking at Riky’s eye brows.
“Careful, please! I don’t want to have red eye brows.”
“All you just shut the *uck up. PUH-LEASE,” she sighed and looked at her watch still holding Riky’s head back, “We have 17 minutes left.”
Nicky snuck a look over to Skye who still searching for the red dress. She plucked one of Riky’s eye brows really hard and screamed, “SKYLAR! YOU’VE PASSED IT A HUNDRED TIMES! PICK OUT THE GODDAMN DRESS AND GO GET READY! YOU GIVE ME *UCKIN HEADACHES.”
Skye happily picked out the dress and marched into the bathroom.
“Damn it, Nick. It’s bleeding!” wailed Riky.
“Oh my goodness, my heel just broke!” screeched Logan.
Nicky was so overwhelmed she dropped everything, grabbed her shoes, and headed out into the hallway closing the door.
She took 5 paces away from the two rooms and lid down the wallpaper royal wall, and breathed in deeply in and out. She put on her shoes and ran her hands through her blonde hair that ran 3 inches past her shoulder then groaned in frustration.
Pretty soon, she heard Joseph’s footsteps coming down the hall. She played with her French manicured nails not knowing if he was coming toward her but she didn’t want to seem to anxious.
Rapidly, Joseph was sitting next to her.
He held his champagne glass, from which he only drunk once from. And held it next to her arm.
Nicky glanced at it then her nails and mumbled, “No, thank you.”
“I only drink out of it once. You can have it,” he mentioned, moving the glass in a circular motion.
Nicky quickly grabbed the glass and drained it. Joseph laughed leaning his head back. Nicky smiled at him placing the glass a few inches next to her. He nudged her and she nudged her back.
“So, it got a little heavy in there, huh?”
“Yeah, it did,” she agreed in a flirtatious way, letting her eyes look into his attractive light blue eyes. He got her glimpse.
“You’re a very kinky, daring girl Mrs. Nicky J.”
Nicky kissed him full on his partially skinny lips.
He kissed her back. They were French kissing all the way. His hands were on her hips and her hands were grabbing onto his cheeks. They fell down to cold brown marble floor knocking the champagne glass over, sending to the other side of the hallway.
With his eyes open, Joseph watched gladly as Nicky’s one dress strap fell revealing her black bra.
He moved his hand down to her low thigh; he stopped kissing her to kiss where his hand had been. Nicky smiled and moaned. Then he pulled his face to her lips so they could make out again, until she announced, “That’s all that we can do for now.”
They chuckled together and kissed one more time and sat up. Nicky grabbed the champagne bottle from across the hall her revealing blue thong showing.
Joseph guffawed at the revealing.
Having the wine glass settled in her hand like she was about to drink from it, she smirked at him, and pecked him on his lips, and hysterically cackled, “God, we really have to stop.”
Just in time, the three other heiresses came out of the room, to apologize to the lead heir.
Nicky looked at them as she was still mad at them. Joseph walked to his girlfriend’s side, smooching Skye on her cheek.
“Nicky…” Logan started but she put her hand up to signal her to stop talking.
“It’s all right. At least you guys are hot enough,” the three other heiresses looked seductive taking there poses, “so you don’t have to apologize.” Nicky retched behind your back. She was being way to nice. To stop all her friends from smiling she stood up, stood in front of everyone and heralded, “But you are still not forgiven.”
She gave the champagne glass to Joseph, and grinned. “How much time do we have?”
Logan answered quickly, “2 minutes until our boyfriends and siblings start arriving.”
All that time passed so quickly it seemed like to Nicky. She ran her fingers through her blonde hair again as Skye questioned arms crossed, “Why were you drinking?” but Joseph didn’t answer her.
Riky handed Nicky my lip gloss, she applied another coat, her lips were dry from the hot make-out, and then smacked them together and stated, “It’s party time.”
Read My Story?!?
Exactly how many Clique books have you read? This is really bad. Sorry. Pax-C
Reply:It entertained me! Make a sequel. It would make a good teen book, consider publication.
Reply:wow, great
visualarts
Bad body odor?
I need help as this is totally destroying my social life. I have bad body odor. Before someone accuses me of not being hygenic, I can take 3 baths or showers a day (usually I take 2) and still smell MUCH worse than someone else who only baths every other day.
Obviously I don%26#039;t smell it myself but the reaction I see from other people is undeniable even though it took me a couple of years at first to realize people were not joking on me. I%26#039;ve probably had this condition ever since my teen or puberty years.
What help if anything is for this problem, the obvious things like deodorant don%26#039;t seem to help me.
If I wear completely new clothes and shoes, after sleeping on new sheets, and taking a couple of showers with new towels, that may buy me about an hour of smelling normal but after that I become repugnant again!
Bad body odor?
A table spoon of high strength liquid chlorophyll every day will help you. It actually deodorises your body odours before they come out of your pores.
Reply:i have heard of some people with this problem. go see a doctor if none of the other advice works.
Reply:you will need to go see a dr but here are a couple of links that might help and at least give you some info and let you know your not alone in this.
http://www.answers.com/topic/body-odor-1
http://www.wikihow.com/Eliminate-Body-Od...
Reply:it may be what you are eating. try deodorant with antiperspirant, too. if none of these help- see a doctor.
Reply:See the dr.
visual arts
Obviously I don%26#039;t smell it myself but the reaction I see from other people is undeniable even though it took me a couple of years at first to realize people were not joking on me. I%26#039;ve probably had this condition ever since my teen or puberty years.
What help if anything is for this problem, the obvious things like deodorant don%26#039;t seem to help me.
If I wear completely new clothes and shoes, after sleeping on new sheets, and taking a couple of showers with new towels, that may buy me about an hour of smelling normal but after that I become repugnant again!
Bad body odor?
A table spoon of high strength liquid chlorophyll every day will help you. It actually deodorises your body odours before they come out of your pores.
Reply:i have heard of some people with this problem. go see a doctor if none of the other advice works.
Reply:you will need to go see a dr but here are a couple of links that might help and at least give you some info and let you know your not alone in this.
http://www.answers.com/topic/body-odor-1
http://www.wikihow.com/Eliminate-Body-Od...
Reply:it may be what you are eating. try deodorant with antiperspirant, too. if none of these help- see a doctor.
Reply:See the dr.
visual arts
Is this a good list for an 3 day 2 night Cheer Camp?
Water Bottles
Sun Screen
Bedding; Sheets, Towels, Pillowcases, and blankets
Snacks
Swimming Attire
Attire for “Disco Diva” Mixer
Door Decorations for your Room
Pizza Money ($30 some change too)
Toiletries
Camp Attire
Tennis Shoes (SOCKS)
Flip flops and shower shoes.
Hair dryer
Curler
Straightner
Makeup (Foundation, Eyeliner, Mascara, Blush, Lip-gloss, etc)
Face Soap (Towel)
Shorts (non rolled)
Tee Shirt (or Tank top)
DVD player and Charger
2 OR 3 movies
iPods and Charger
Cell phone and Charger
Camera and Charger
Purse (op.)
Hair Brush
Tooth Brush and Paste
Contacts (solution) and Glasses (case) Retainer
Hair Bands (rubber bands, bobby pins, clips, bows)
Chain (Thin for Key)
Pjs
Alarm Clock
Razor and Shaving Cream
Razor Sports Bra
Shampoo and Conditioner
Dry Erase Board (And Markers)
Retainer (Anna)
Hairspray
Deodorant
Thanks. Its at a college dorm. 3 Days 2 night. Have any other things to bring?
Is this a good list for an 3 day 2 night Cheer Camp?
your gonna have one heavy bag, looks like you%26#039;ll have more then enough! I don%26#039;t think you%26#039;ve forgotten anything.. oh except I don%26#039;t see pom-poms on your list don%26#039;t you need them?
Reply:Personally I think you might not have enough time to watch all the movies and someone might steal them...I think the money idea is good, because my daughter goes to the UC Davis cheer camp everyyear and she always needs money...How about money for a sweatshirt? Oh so my daughter said that is perfect and you are going to have fun! Good luck!
Spirit fingers`*`~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~```...
Reply:yepp.... i agree maybe some of those things aren%26#039;t needed like a dry erase board and decarations for them room cause your only there for 3 days! replace it with some tylenol and tampons! you never know when you or someone else is gonna need them! and maybe a little bit of body spray.... or maybe not. I don%26#039;t know. Have fun at cheer camp and yell superrrrr loud! :)
Reply:maybe a couple of other things to keep you occupied when your not busy with cheer. maybe like some nail polish to paint your nails/toenails. maybe a book if you like to read haha. have fun and it sounds like you have everything you need. oh and maybe a bag for dirty laundry. (:
Reply:i think you are a little over paked for only 3 days. i dont think you need a dry erase board, a curler, purse (your cheer bag should be fine). think about what you will actually use and need every single day you are there.
Reply:Sunscreen :)
woops! You already have that..
Looks like you have everything!
Oh Oh! Consider bringing 2 or 3 Tylenol..Just in case!
Reply:bring a fan--for sure!!! some dorms do not have air and after a long days work you will definately need one!!!--just a small bedside fan will do fine
Reply:It sounds good. Cheer Camp is a lot of fun! You might wanna bring some books also just incase your the only one up at night. Have a good time:)
Reply:Hyginal Items, Sunscreen, clothes, water, a flashlight, a tent, and some sleeping pils ; )
Reply:Don%26#039;t forget your pain relievers and some tums camp food is sometimes sick! and some bengay for those muscles!
Reply:I think it%26#039;s a great list. It looks like you have everything you need.
Reply:SLIPPERS!!!! (you don%26#039;t want your feet to freeze)
goggles
books
other than that, your good
Reply:omg you forgot the most important thing!
underwear!!!!!
haha
Reply:i think youll be fine!!! thats a lot hahha overpacker but thats a good thing you never know what youll need!
Reply:i think u%26#039;ve thought of just about everything ;)
Reply:loooooooonnnnnnggggggggggggggg list nyah thats heaps but i would bring a pistol(joking)
Reply:yea I%26#039;m pretty sure thats enough, sounds fun hope you have a great time!! :]
tanning
Sun Screen
Bedding; Sheets, Towels, Pillowcases, and blankets
Snacks
Swimming Attire
Attire for “Disco Diva” Mixer
Door Decorations for your Room
Pizza Money ($30 some change too)
Toiletries
Camp Attire
Tennis Shoes (SOCKS)
Flip flops and shower shoes.
Hair dryer
Curler
Straightner
Makeup (Foundation, Eyeliner, Mascara, Blush, Lip-gloss, etc)
Face Soap (Towel)
Shorts (non rolled)
Tee Shirt (or Tank top)
DVD player and Charger
2 OR 3 movies
iPods and Charger
Cell phone and Charger
Camera and Charger
Purse (op.)
Hair Brush
Tooth Brush and Paste
Contacts (solution) and Glasses (case) Retainer
Hair Bands (rubber bands, bobby pins, clips, bows)
Chain (Thin for Key)
Pjs
Alarm Clock
Razor and Shaving Cream
Razor Sports Bra
Shampoo and Conditioner
Dry Erase Board (And Markers)
Retainer (Anna)
Hairspray
Deodorant
Thanks. Its at a college dorm. 3 Days 2 night. Have any other things to bring?
Is this a good list for an 3 day 2 night Cheer Camp?
your gonna have one heavy bag, looks like you%26#039;ll have more then enough! I don%26#039;t think you%26#039;ve forgotten anything.. oh except I don%26#039;t see pom-poms on your list don%26#039;t you need them?
Reply:Personally I think you might not have enough time to watch all the movies and someone might steal them...I think the money idea is good, because my daughter goes to the UC Davis cheer camp everyyear and she always needs money...How about money for a sweatshirt? Oh so my daughter said that is perfect and you are going to have fun! Good luck!
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Reply:yepp.... i agree maybe some of those things aren%26#039;t needed like a dry erase board and decarations for them room cause your only there for 3 days! replace it with some tylenol and tampons! you never know when you or someone else is gonna need them! and maybe a little bit of body spray.... or maybe not. I don%26#039;t know. Have fun at cheer camp and yell superrrrr loud! :)
Reply:maybe a couple of other things to keep you occupied when your not busy with cheer. maybe like some nail polish to paint your nails/toenails. maybe a book if you like to read haha. have fun and it sounds like you have everything you need. oh and maybe a bag for dirty laundry. (:
Reply:i think you are a little over paked for only 3 days. i dont think you need a dry erase board, a curler, purse (your cheer bag should be fine). think about what you will actually use and need every single day you are there.
Reply:Sunscreen :)
woops! You already have that..
Looks like you have everything!
Oh Oh! Consider bringing 2 or 3 Tylenol..Just in case!
Reply:bring a fan--for sure!!! some dorms do not have air and after a long days work you will definately need one!!!--just a small bedside fan will do fine
Reply:It sounds good. Cheer Camp is a lot of fun! You might wanna bring some books also just incase your the only one up at night. Have a good time:)
Reply:Hyginal Items, Sunscreen, clothes, water, a flashlight, a tent, and some sleeping pils ; )
Reply:Don%26#039;t forget your pain relievers and some tums camp food is sometimes sick! and some bengay for those muscles!
Reply:I think it%26#039;s a great list. It looks like you have everything you need.
Reply:SLIPPERS!!!! (you don%26#039;t want your feet to freeze)
goggles
books
other than that, your good
Reply:omg you forgot the most important thing!
underwear!!!!!
haha
Reply:i think youll be fine!!! thats a lot hahha overpacker but thats a good thing you never know what youll need!
Reply:i think u%26#039;ve thought of just about everything ;)
Reply:loooooooonnnnnnggggggggggggggg list nyah thats heaps but i would bring a pistol(joking)
Reply:yea I%26#039;m pretty sure thats enough, sounds fun hope you have a great time!! :]
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Australian Etiquette?
IN GENERAL
1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
3. It%26#039;s tacky to take an esky to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it%26#039;s time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you%26#039;re certain you%26#039;re included in the will, it%26#039;s rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Don%26#039;t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one%26#039;s OWN ute keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn%26#039;t a waste of money.
3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.
DATING
1. Always offer to bait your date%26#039;s hook - especially on the first date.
2. Be assertive. Let her know you%26#039;re interested: %26quot;I%26#039;ve been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago.%26quot;
3. Establish with her parents what time she%26#039;s expected back. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say %26quot;Monday.%26quot; If the latter is the answer, it%26#039;s the man%26#039;s responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATRE ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.
2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can%26#039;t hear you.
WEDDINGS
1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place)
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say %26quot;yes%26quot; to socks and shoes for the occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun%26#039;s loaded and the roo%26#039;s in your rifle sight.
2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn%26#039;t always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it%26#039;s impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
If you can%26#039;t see what%26#039;s so funny about the above and decide to follow the suggestions given you could be a redneck
Australian Etiquette?
Australian Etiquette is not much different then Redneck Etiquette. We can learn something from those Aussie%26#039;s
Reply:also no speaking another language in public in very loud voices
Reply:burst out laughing...nah..i%26#039;ll stick to my color...thx for the laughs..^^
Reply:yep most of them are right ....except your wife would drink the beer on the way back they are hilarious 10/10
Reply:I loved them I couldn%26#039;t stop laughing ! thanks
Reply:what%26#039;s wrong with yelling abuse at movie stars???
i mean bloody oath! they can clearly hear us!
oh yeah and if you ask your wife to bring back a 6-pack, chances are she will have drunk it by the time she gets back!
f xxx
Reply:lmao.. those are quite funny...
hahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
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1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
3. It%26#039;s tacky to take an esky to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it%26#039;s time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you%26#039;re certain you%26#039;re included in the will, it%26#039;s rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Don%26#039;t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one%26#039;s OWN ute keys.
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn%26#039;t a waste of money.
3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.
DATING
1. Always offer to bait your date%26#039;s hook - especially on the first date.
2. Be assertive. Let her know you%26#039;re interested: %26quot;I%26#039;ve been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago.%26quot;
3. Establish with her parents what time she%26#039;s expected back. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say %26quot;Monday.%26quot; If the latter is the answer, it%26#039;s the man%26#039;s responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATRE ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.
2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can%26#039;t hear you.
WEDDINGS
1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place)
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say %26quot;yes%26quot; to socks and shoes for the occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun%26#039;s loaded and the roo%26#039;s in your rifle sight.
2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn%26#039;t always have the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it%26#039;s impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
If you can%26#039;t see what%26#039;s so funny about the above and decide to follow the suggestions given you could be a redneck
Australian Etiquette?
Australian Etiquette is not much different then Redneck Etiquette. We can learn something from those Aussie%26#039;s
Reply:also no speaking another language in public in very loud voices
Reply:burst out laughing...nah..i%26#039;ll stick to my color...thx for the laughs..^^
Reply:yep most of them are right ....except your wife would drink the beer on the way back they are hilarious 10/10
Reply:I loved them I couldn%26#039;t stop laughing ! thanks
Reply:what%26#039;s wrong with yelling abuse at movie stars???
i mean bloody oath! they can clearly hear us!
oh yeah and if you ask your wife to bring back a 6-pack, chances are she will have drunk it by the time she gets back!
f xxx
Reply:lmao.. those are quite funny...
hahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
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Will not wearing socks make my feet sweat and stink?
I want to wear my driver shoes w/o socks, but am afraid they%26#039;ll sweat and therefore mess up my shoes by making them stink. Is there a solution for that?, I heard people use talc for feet, butt and armpits instead of deodorant, is that true? safe?
Will not wearing socks make my feet sweat and stink?
it going cost you more money to buy a brand new shoes because your feet will be stink , because you say not to wear a socks.
Reply:You should wear socks. But, if you must not, they have some Arm %26amp; Hammer powder that you can sprinkle in your shoes that are supposed to %26quot;reduce persperation smell%26quot;.
They also have spray that you can spray on your feet that smells like baby powder, I think it%26#039;s Suave.
There are a lot of products to help your situation, check your local drugstore. I must say, though, your feet will probably sweat, but again, they have products to take care of the smell.
Reply:Try it and see. I personally can%26#039;t have bare feet in shoes; they get too sweaty. Even with one of those charcoal absorber things. So I wear socks. The rest of the time, I go for open sandals, and bare feet as muh as possible. When it%26#039;s warm enough.
Reply:y can%26#039;t u just wear socks? they are there for a reason! they absorb your sweat... if nothing absorbs your sweat, what do you think is gonna happen?
Reply:your shoes will stink, you may get sore feet, socks do soak up sweat.
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Will not wearing socks make my feet sweat and stink?
it going cost you more money to buy a brand new shoes because your feet will be stink , because you say not to wear a socks.
Reply:You should wear socks. But, if you must not, they have some Arm %26amp; Hammer powder that you can sprinkle in your shoes that are supposed to %26quot;reduce persperation smell%26quot;.
They also have spray that you can spray on your feet that smells like baby powder, I think it%26#039;s Suave.
There are a lot of products to help your situation, check your local drugstore. I must say, though, your feet will probably sweat, but again, they have products to take care of the smell.
Reply:Try it and see. I personally can%26#039;t have bare feet in shoes; they get too sweaty. Even with one of those charcoal absorber things. So I wear socks. The rest of the time, I go for open sandals, and bare feet as muh as possible. When it%26#039;s warm enough.
Reply:y can%26#039;t u just wear socks? they are there for a reason! they absorb your sweat... if nothing absorbs your sweat, what do you think is gonna happen?
Reply:your shoes will stink, you may get sore feet, socks do soak up sweat.
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How do i prevent smelly feet?
besides cleaning it, using deodorant or antiperspirants, killing the sweat glands, keeping it dry and clean in shoes and socks and junk...
How do i prevent smelly feet?
Besides all the items you mentioned try getting the foot liners for shoes, Use powder on your feet and in your shoes. Also if you wear tennis shoes don%26#039;t wear them all day. Tennis traps oder and makes your feet smell bad. Try wearing sandals or regular shoes part of the time or go barefooted part of the time.
Reply:I use baking soda. Never had a problem with smelly shoes/feet since then.
Reply:Try soaking your feet in brewed tea that has been cooled. Also, put tea bags in your shoes when you%26#039;re not wearing them. I%26#039;ve read about this a couple of times recently and my husband tried it and it worked.
Reply:i use desonex everyday....either in spry or powder form...i would prefer powder also soak ur feet in warm water with baking soda.
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How do i prevent smelly feet?
Besides all the items you mentioned try getting the foot liners for shoes, Use powder on your feet and in your shoes. Also if you wear tennis shoes don%26#039;t wear them all day. Tennis traps oder and makes your feet smell bad. Try wearing sandals or regular shoes part of the time or go barefooted part of the time.
Reply:I use baking soda. Never had a problem with smelly shoes/feet since then.
Reply:Try soaking your feet in brewed tea that has been cooled. Also, put tea bags in your shoes when you%26#039;re not wearing them. I%26#039;ve read about this a couple of times recently and my husband tried it and it worked.
Reply:i use desonex everyday....either in spry or powder form...i would prefer powder also soak ur feet in warm water with baking soda.
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Summer Camp Packing List?
What else should I bring to camp?
12 pairs of underwear, 12 pairs of socks, 12 tshirts, 2 pairs of jeans, 12 pairs of shorts, 2 bras, 1 sweatshirt, 1 light jacket, 1 summery dress, 1 set pjs, 1 pair fuzzy slippers, 2 pair tennis shoes, 1 pair water shoes, 1 pair shower shoes, 2 pair flip flops, 2 hats, 2 swimsuits, 1 waterproof coat, 1 bathrobe, 1 backpack, 1 hip pack, 1 small umbrella, 1 pair Teva%26#039;s, 2 shower towels, 2 beach towels, 1 loofa, 1 shower caddy, 1 bottle shampoo, 1 bottle conditioner, 1 bottle acne wash, Neutrogena Wave, 1 box replacement pads, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube of toothpaste, 1 hairbrush, 1 bottle sunscreen, 1 bottle hand sanitizer, refill bottle for hand sanitizer, 1 bottle insect repellant, 5 scrunchies, 1 bottle body wash, Spa/Facial Supplies, nal clippers, lip gloss, deodorant, lotion, aloe vera gel, 1 pillow, 2 pillowcases, 1 sleeping bag, 2 fitted sheets, 2 blankets, 1 flashlight, batteries, 2 laundry bags, digital camera, 5 waterproof cameras, stationery,
Summer Camp Packing List?
i think that should be good! but... hm... i would bring more bras and another pair of pjs. don%26#039;t forget stamps. food? bring some candy lol. have a good time! tell me how it was! =D
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Reply:Maybe some safety pins or a little sewing kit. I see nail clippers, I would take a nail file as well. Also another pair of pajamas just in case, oh and some pony tail holders to hold your hair back and keep it out of your face.
Have fun at camp, you seem to have all the necessities.
Reply:WOW, THIS IS MORE THAT ENOUGH! YOU HAVE SOOO MUCH STUFF! Are you going to be able to carry all this?
I would get a book.
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12 pairs of underwear, 12 pairs of socks, 12 tshirts, 2 pairs of jeans, 12 pairs of shorts, 2 bras, 1 sweatshirt, 1 light jacket, 1 summery dress, 1 set pjs, 1 pair fuzzy slippers, 2 pair tennis shoes, 1 pair water shoes, 1 pair shower shoes, 2 pair flip flops, 2 hats, 2 swimsuits, 1 waterproof coat, 1 bathrobe, 1 backpack, 1 hip pack, 1 small umbrella, 1 pair Teva%26#039;s, 2 shower towels, 2 beach towels, 1 loofa, 1 shower caddy, 1 bottle shampoo, 1 bottle conditioner, 1 bottle acne wash, Neutrogena Wave, 1 box replacement pads, 1 toothbrush, 1 tube of toothpaste, 1 hairbrush, 1 bottle sunscreen, 1 bottle hand sanitizer, refill bottle for hand sanitizer, 1 bottle insect repellant, 5 scrunchies, 1 bottle body wash, Spa/Facial Supplies, nal clippers, lip gloss, deodorant, lotion, aloe vera gel, 1 pillow, 2 pillowcases, 1 sleeping bag, 2 fitted sheets, 2 blankets, 1 flashlight, batteries, 2 laundry bags, digital camera, 5 waterproof cameras, stationery,
Summer Camp Packing List?
i think that should be good! but... hm... i would bring more bras and another pair of pjs. don%26#039;t forget stamps. food? bring some candy lol. have a good time! tell me how it was! =D
Reply:you can email me. =) Report It
Reply:Maybe some safety pins or a little sewing kit. I see nail clippers, I would take a nail file as well. Also another pair of pajamas just in case, oh and some pony tail holders to hold your hair back and keep it out of your face.
Have fun at camp, you seem to have all the necessities.
Reply:WOW, THIS IS MORE THAT ENOUGH! YOU HAVE SOOO MUCH STUFF! Are you going to be able to carry all this?
I would get a book.
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Foot's help?
I am living in tropical country so the weather seems hot and humid and i often get sweat , what should i do ? It disturb me all the time , coz wearing shoes a whole day + sweat made my feet become smelly . Any feet deodorant exist ? Help !!!
Foot%26#039;s help?
They make Gold Bonds foot powder for when your feet are sweaty you shake it on your feet and they should stay dry. I%26#039;m sure there are many other brands and kinds, but that%26#039;s whar I can only think of right now. You should beable to buy that at any grocery store or general store like walmart or target.
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Foot%26#039;s help?
They make Gold Bonds foot powder for when your feet are sweaty you shake it on your feet and they should stay dry. I%26#039;m sure there are many other brands and kinds, but that%26#039;s whar I can only think of right now. You should beable to buy that at any grocery store or general store like walmart or target.
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Are my things ok for carrying on a plane?
I plan on carrying a backpack with my clothes, tennis shoes, my clear ziplock bag with 3 oz toothpaste, tooth brush, and deodorant. Should I have a problem with carrying those thing on the plane?
Are my things ok for carrying on a plane?
No as long as the ziplock is a 1 quart bag. I am flying in a few months and I just looked it up. You will be fine. I cut and pasted the information below for UNITED AIRLINES.
Carry-on baggage restrictions for flights from/within the U.S., the European Union and Japan
Liquids, gels and/or aerosols are permitted through security checkpoints. Items must fit in one clear, re-sealable quart or liter-sized plastic bag, in containers of 3.4oz/100ml or less. In the European Union, items must fit in one clear, re-sealable liter-sized plastic bag, in containers of 100ml/3.3oz or less. (Please note: The TSA%26#039;s exact measurements are stated above. But for ease of memory please follow the 3-1-1 rule.)
Plastic bags must be completely sealed and will be x-rayed at the security checkpoint separately.
The following items are allowed, but must be presented to officials at security checkpoints if they are not contained in clear plastic bags or are of greater volume than 3.4oz/100ml in the U.S. and Japan or 100ml/3.3oz in the EU:
Baby formula/milk, including breast milk, and baby food in containers if a baby or small child is traveling.
Medications (liquid, gel or aerosol)
Liquids, juices or gels for diabetic passengers who indicate a need for such items to address their medical condition. (A letter from your physician is not necessary).
Passengers are permitted to take liquids, gels, and/or aerosols purchased in the boarding area onboard the aircraft. This includes all duty free items.
Though there is some flexibility regarding duty free items within the EU, restrictions still apply elsewhere. Duty free liquids, gels, and/or aerosols that exceed the TSA limit will not be permitted on most connection flights worldwide.
On flights from the U.K. or Belgium, the limitation of one carry-on item per person is strictly enforced.
On flights to/from Japan, view the carry-on baggage policy. Plus, view the PDF (official document) Download from Japan Civil Aviation Bureau, Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transportation (JCAB, MLIT).
You will need the FREE Adobe Acrobat Reader to view and print your guide. While viewing the Quick Reference Guide in Acrobat Reader, please be sure to choose Save from the File menu.
Reply:No, no problem. You%26#039;re only liquid/gel is properly packaged, you%26#039;re good.
Reply:Those will be fine. Just make sure you ditch the cigarette lighter, toe nail clippers and any knives or scissors.
Reply:Yes, because they airport has been known to throw away listerine or any type of breath freshner, including tooth paste , powders. I also saw a news report where money was just wasted because people bought brand new travel items for hygiene purposes and had to throw them away once they hit security. Sad , but true.
Reply:Scratch the toothpaste, everything else is fine... with the whole liquid ban they%26#039;re iffy about stuff like that, not worth the hassle you can pick up toothpaste anywhere
Reply:You shouldn%26#039;t have any problems.
Keep your ziptop bag in an outter pocket or on the top of your items in your bag as you will need to remove it and placeit in a bin when you go through the security screening.
Reply:No you shouldn%26#039;t. You%26#039;re packing smart. As long as you have any liquids in a zip lock bag, you%26#039;re fine.
Reply:nope
Reply:You might with the deoderant.
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Are my things ok for carrying on a plane?
No as long as the ziplock is a 1 quart bag. I am flying in a few months and I just looked it up. You will be fine. I cut and pasted the information below for UNITED AIRLINES.
Carry-on baggage restrictions for flights from/within the U.S., the European Union and Japan
Liquids, gels and/or aerosols are permitted through security checkpoints. Items must fit in one clear, re-sealable quart or liter-sized plastic bag, in containers of 3.4oz/100ml or less. In the European Union, items must fit in one clear, re-sealable liter-sized plastic bag, in containers of 100ml/3.3oz or less. (Please note: The TSA%26#039;s exact measurements are stated above. But for ease of memory please follow the 3-1-1 rule.)
Plastic bags must be completely sealed and will be x-rayed at the security checkpoint separately.
The following items are allowed, but must be presented to officials at security checkpoints if they are not contained in clear plastic bags or are of greater volume than 3.4oz/100ml in the U.S. and Japan or 100ml/3.3oz in the EU:
Baby formula/milk, including breast milk, and baby food in containers if a baby or small child is traveling.
Medications (liquid, gel or aerosol)
Liquids, juices or gels for diabetic passengers who indicate a need for such items to address their medical condition. (A letter from your physician is not necessary).
Passengers are permitted to take liquids, gels, and/or aerosols purchased in the boarding area onboard the aircraft. This includes all duty free items.
Though there is some flexibility regarding duty free items within the EU, restrictions still apply elsewhere. Duty free liquids, gels, and/or aerosols that exceed the TSA limit will not be permitted on most connection flights worldwide.
On flights from the U.K. or Belgium, the limitation of one carry-on item per person is strictly enforced.
On flights to/from Japan, view the carry-on baggage policy. Plus, view the PDF (official document) Download from Japan Civil Aviation Bureau, Ministry of Land, Infrastructure and Transportation (JCAB, MLIT).
You will need the FREE Adobe Acrobat Reader to view and print your guide. While viewing the Quick Reference Guide in Acrobat Reader, please be sure to choose Save from the File menu.
Reply:No, no problem. You%26#039;re only liquid/gel is properly packaged, you%26#039;re good.
Reply:Those will be fine. Just make sure you ditch the cigarette lighter, toe nail clippers and any knives or scissors.
Reply:Yes, because they airport has been known to throw away listerine or any type of breath freshner, including tooth paste , powders. I also saw a news report where money was just wasted because people bought brand new travel items for hygiene purposes and had to throw them away once they hit security. Sad , but true.
Reply:Scratch the toothpaste, everything else is fine... with the whole liquid ban they%26#039;re iffy about stuff like that, not worth the hassle you can pick up toothpaste anywhere
Reply:You shouldn%26#039;t have any problems.
Keep your ziptop bag in an outter pocket or on the top of your items in your bag as you will need to remove it and placeit in a bin when you go through the security screening.
Reply:No you shouldn%26#039;t. You%26#039;re packing smart. As long as you have any liquids in a zip lock bag, you%26#039;re fine.
Reply:nope
Reply:You might with the deoderant.
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What are the brands that you trust?
fill in the blanks
Soap_____
Laundry Soap________
Perfume__________
Toothpaste____
Mouthwash________
deodorant________
Dish washing Liquid________
Lotion_________
Fastfood_________
Instant foods_____________
Canned goods________________
Shoes_________
Clothing Apparel_____________
Undergarment_____________
candy________
Others__________(please specify)
What are the brands that you trust?
Lever 2000
Extra
Polo Sport
Scope
Old Spice Red Zone
Dawn
Cavalon
Wendy%26#039;s
Maruchan Ramen
Progresso
New Balance
Hanes
Ferro Rochet
Dodge
Smirnoff
Yuengling
Goodyear
Trojan
Sunoco
Zig zag
Reply:Generic
Era
Timeless
White Night
don%26#039;t use mouthwash
stick, whatever is on sale
Dawn
Cocoa butter or Skin so soft
McDonalds, or Taco Bell
Ramen Noodles
no favorite canned goods
New Balance
no favorite clothing
Hanes her way
Baby Ruth
Reply:soap-dove
laundry soap- the cheap one at walmart (comes in a purple container)
parfume-tommy girl
toothpaste- im a crest kid
mouthwash-listerine
deodorant-degree
dishwashing liquid- palmolive
lotion-aveeno
fastfood-subway (eat fresh)
instant food-mashed potatoes (idaho)
canned goods-walmart brand works for me
shoes- no preference
clothing apparel-old navy
undergarment-fredericks
candy-fererro rocher
other- i LOVE desperate housewives!!
Reply:dove
tide
body spray
crest
listerine
dove
dawn
johnson
mickey d%26#039;s
um...
cambells
nike
abercrombie
victorias secret
snickers
bounty paper towels
Reply:What are the brands that you trust?
fill in the blanks
Soap_____Dove
Laundry Soap________Bio Zet
Perfume__________Chloe Narcissus
Toothpaste____Colgate
Mouthwash________Savcol
deodorant________Revlon
Dish washing Liquid________Amway Dishdrops
Lotion_________Sorbelene
Fastfood_________Wok in a box (cooked fresh right there)
Instant foods_____________Lean Cuisine
Canned goods________________Spaghetti
Shoes_________ZU
Clothing Apparel_____________Jeans i love my jeans
Undergarment_____________Nanna underwear, lol they aren%26#039;t sexy but they are the best for holding it all in
candy________I am a chocolate girl
Reply:Trojans
Reply:Soap.....Tone
Laundry Soap.....Sun
Perfume.....Vanilla Fields
Toothpaste: colgate
Mouthwash: Crest
deodorant: Teen Spirit
Dish washing Liquid.....Palmolive
Lotion.....Jergens
Fastfood....Wendy%26#039;s
Instant foods.....Minute Rice
Canned goods......Spam
Shoes....Nike
Clothing Apparel......JC Penney
Undergarment....Hane%26#039;s
candy....Hershey%26#039;s
Fabric Softener: Downy
Reply:What are the brands that you trust?
fill in the blanks
Soap_____%26quot;Ivory%26quot;
Laundry Soap________%26quot;Gain%26quot;
Perfume__________%26quot;I can%26#039;t wear perfume, lung trouble%26quot;.
Toothpaste____%26quot;Colgate%26quot;
Mouthwash________%26quot;Listerine%26quot;
deodorant________%26quot;Suave%26quot;
Dish washing Liquid________%26quot;Dove%26quot;
Lotion_________%26quot;Johnson %26amp; Johnson Baby Lotion%26quot;
Fastfood_________%26quot;McDonalds%26#039; of course%26quot;
Instant foods_____________%26quot;Banquet/frozen dinners%26quot;
Canned goods________________%26quot;Del Monte%26quot;
Shoes_________%26quot;Nike%26quot;
Clothing Apparel_____________%26quot;Lane Bryant %26amp;Wal-Mart%26quot;
Undergarment_____________%26quot;Hanes%26quot;/Ladie... of course
candy________%26quot;Nestles%26quot;
Others__________(please specify) Toilet Paper/Charmin
Reply:dove
tide
curve
crest
listerine
secret
dawn
Jergens
don%26#039;t trust any fast food
oatmeal
green giant
nike
old navy
victoria secrets
sarris
Reply:Fender Musical Instruments
Reply:wal-mart brand im not rich
Reply:dial
tide
anything from victorias secret
crest
listerine
degree
dawn
suave
mcdonalds
healthsmart
carrots
skechers
jcpenney
wally world works for me
cream savers
Reply:Craftsman tools.
Reply:dove or oil of olay
tide
curve
colgate
arrid
dawn
aloe
Burger King
?
Campbell
Nike
?
?
Any kind of candy
Reply:fill in the blanks
Soap___Lever 2000__
Laundry Soap____Xtra____
Perfume____calvin klein brands______
Toothpaste___colgate_
Mouthwash___crest_____
deodorant__dove______
Dish washing Liquid___ajax_____
Lotion____eucerin____
Fastfood__mickey dees_______
Instant foods____quaker oatmeal_________
Canned goods_____del monte ___________
Shoes___payless______
Clothing Apparelchildrens place
Undergarment______walmart_______
candy___skittles_____
Others__________(please specify)
Reply:soap: lever 2000
Laundry soap: tide
perfume: n/a
toothpaste: colgate
mouthwash: crest
deodorant: axe
dish washing: dont care
lotion: forget name
fast food: burger king
instant food: quaker oatmeal
shoes: dvs or vans
clothing: pacsun or brave new world (where i shop)
underwear: im a guy i buy it 5 packs in target
candy: giardelli
Reply:Yikes! Big enough list? Am I getting paid for this survey?
Soap - Yardley%26#039;s Oatmeal
Laundry Soap= Arm and Hammer
Perfume- none
Toothpaste- Crest and Aquafresh
Mouthwash- None
deodorant- Degree
Dish washing Liquid- Sunlight
Lotion- vaseline Intensive care
Fastfood- Arbys
Instant foods- Ummm - Betty Crocker
Canned goods- Libbys, Green Giant
Shoes- don%26#039;t buy brand shoes
Clothing Apparel- same, except jeans - and those are Open Trail
Undergarment- Hanes
candy- hershey%26#039;s kisses, M%26amp;Ms
Others - Miracle Whip, Cool Whip%26lt; Cream of Wheat
Reply:I use generic everything because it all works the same. Why pay alot of money for something when you can get almost the same thing in a different bottle, for more then half the cost? BUT however, I do use crest pro health cause it dont burn my tongue, and lotions and shampoos I use dove.
Reply:too many blanks, sorry
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Soap_____
Laundry Soap________
Perfume__________
Toothpaste____
Mouthwash________
deodorant________
Dish washing Liquid________
Lotion_________
Fastfood_________
Instant foods_____________
Canned goods________________
Shoes_________
Clothing Apparel_____________
Undergarment_____________
candy________
Others__________(please specify)
What are the brands that you trust?
Lever 2000
Extra
Polo Sport
Scope
Old Spice Red Zone
Dawn
Cavalon
Wendy%26#039;s
Maruchan Ramen
Progresso
New Balance
Hanes
Ferro Rochet
Dodge
Smirnoff
Yuengling
Goodyear
Trojan
Sunoco
Zig zag
Reply:Generic
Era
Timeless
White Night
don%26#039;t use mouthwash
stick, whatever is on sale
Dawn
Cocoa butter or Skin so soft
McDonalds, or Taco Bell
Ramen Noodles
no favorite canned goods
New Balance
no favorite clothing
Hanes her way
Baby Ruth
Reply:soap-dove
laundry soap- the cheap one at walmart (comes in a purple container)
parfume-tommy girl
toothpaste- im a crest kid
mouthwash-listerine
deodorant-degree
dishwashing liquid- palmolive
lotion-aveeno
fastfood-subway (eat fresh)
instant food-mashed potatoes (idaho)
canned goods-walmart brand works for me
shoes- no preference
clothing apparel-old navy
undergarment-fredericks
candy-fererro rocher
other- i LOVE desperate housewives!!
Reply:dove
tide
body spray
crest
listerine
dove
dawn
johnson
mickey d%26#039;s
um...
cambells
nike
abercrombie
victorias secret
snickers
bounty paper towels
Reply:What are the brands that you trust?
fill in the blanks
Soap_____Dove
Laundry Soap________Bio Zet
Perfume__________Chloe Narcissus
Toothpaste____Colgate
Mouthwash________Savcol
deodorant________Revlon
Dish washing Liquid________Amway Dishdrops
Lotion_________Sorbelene
Fastfood_________Wok in a box (cooked fresh right there)
Instant foods_____________Lean Cuisine
Canned goods________________Spaghetti
Shoes_________ZU
Clothing Apparel_____________Jeans i love my jeans
Undergarment_____________Nanna underwear, lol they aren%26#039;t sexy but they are the best for holding it all in
candy________I am a chocolate girl
Reply:Trojans
Reply:Soap.....Tone
Laundry Soap.....Sun
Perfume.....Vanilla Fields
Toothpaste: colgate
Mouthwash: Crest
deodorant: Teen Spirit
Dish washing Liquid.....Palmolive
Lotion.....Jergens
Fastfood....Wendy%26#039;s
Instant foods.....Minute Rice
Canned goods......Spam
Shoes....Nike
Clothing Apparel......JC Penney
Undergarment....Hane%26#039;s
candy....Hershey%26#039;s
Fabric Softener: Downy
Reply:What are the brands that you trust?
fill in the blanks
Soap_____%26quot;Ivory%26quot;
Laundry Soap________%26quot;Gain%26quot;
Perfume__________%26quot;I can%26#039;t wear perfume, lung trouble%26quot;.
Toothpaste____%26quot;Colgate%26quot;
Mouthwash________%26quot;Listerine%26quot;
deodorant________%26quot;Suave%26quot;
Dish washing Liquid________%26quot;Dove%26quot;
Lotion_________%26quot;Johnson %26amp; Johnson Baby Lotion%26quot;
Fastfood_________%26quot;McDonalds%26#039; of course%26quot;
Instant foods_____________%26quot;Banquet/frozen dinners%26quot;
Canned goods________________%26quot;Del Monte%26quot;
Shoes_________%26quot;Nike%26quot;
Clothing Apparel_____________%26quot;Lane Bryant %26amp;Wal-Mart%26quot;
Undergarment_____________%26quot;Hanes%26quot;/Ladie... of course
candy________%26quot;Nestles%26quot;
Others__________(please specify) Toilet Paper/Charmin
Reply:dove
tide
curve
crest
listerine
secret
dawn
Jergens
don%26#039;t trust any fast food
oatmeal
green giant
nike
old navy
victoria secrets
sarris
Reply:Fender Musical Instruments
Reply:wal-mart brand im not rich
Reply:dial
tide
anything from victorias secret
crest
listerine
degree
dawn
suave
mcdonalds
healthsmart
carrots
skechers
jcpenney
wally world works for me
cream savers
Reply:Craftsman tools.
Reply:dove or oil of olay
tide
curve
colgate
arrid
dawn
aloe
Burger King
?
Campbell
Nike
?
?
Any kind of candy
Reply:fill in the blanks
Soap___Lever 2000__
Laundry Soap____Xtra____
Perfume____calvin klein brands______
Toothpaste___colgate_
Mouthwash___crest_____
deodorant__dove______
Dish washing Liquid___ajax_____
Lotion____eucerin____
Fastfood__mickey dees_______
Instant foods____quaker oatmeal_________
Canned goods_____del monte ___________
Shoes___payless______
Clothing Apparelchildrens place
Undergarment______walmart_______
candy___skittles_____
Others__________(please specify)
Reply:soap: lever 2000
Laundry soap: tide
perfume: n/a
toothpaste: colgate
mouthwash: crest
deodorant: axe
dish washing: dont care
lotion: forget name
fast food: burger king
instant food: quaker oatmeal
shoes: dvs or vans
clothing: pacsun or brave new world (where i shop)
underwear: im a guy i buy it 5 packs in target
candy: giardelli
Reply:Yikes! Big enough list? Am I getting paid for this survey?
Soap - Yardley%26#039;s Oatmeal
Laundry Soap= Arm and Hammer
Perfume- none
Toothpaste- Crest and Aquafresh
Mouthwash- None
deodorant- Degree
Dish washing Liquid- Sunlight
Lotion- vaseline Intensive care
Fastfood- Arbys
Instant foods- Ummm - Betty Crocker
Canned goods- Libbys, Green Giant
Shoes- don%26#039;t buy brand shoes
Clothing Apparel- same, except jeans - and those are Open Trail
Undergarment- Hanes
candy- hershey%26#039;s kisses, M%26amp;Ms
Others - Miracle Whip, Cool Whip%26lt; Cream of Wheat
Reply:I use generic everything because it all works the same. Why pay alot of money for something when you can get almost the same thing in a different bottle, for more then half the cost? BUT however, I do use crest pro health cause it dont burn my tongue, and lotions and shampoos I use dove.
Reply:too many blanks, sorry
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I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
i am a shy person. my brothers are in different groups. im a friendly person i just am really shy about talking to people. How can i make friends. I dont want to just sit there by myself at the lounges and the teen clubs and stuff. Also what else to pack? I%26#039;ve got:
1- Mp3 player loaded with favorite music
2- Lotion, Toothbrushes, Toothpaste, Hairbrush, Razors
3- Spare contacts and glasses
4- Contact solution, and case
5- Sunglasses
6- Suntan lotion or sunblock / Aloe vera lotion
7- Shampoo, Deodorant
8- Dress shirt(s) or blouse,stockings, Dress shoes
9- Sandals
10- Comfortable walking shoes
11- T-shirts and tank tops
12- Pants, shorts, capris
13- Hats
14- Reading material
15- Underwater disposable cameras
16- bras/panties
17- socks
18- purses
19- bobby pins/clips/bows/hair bands
20- night gowns/robe
do i need any more things?
I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
Just go up and talk to people. Use the 5 second rule: Go up and talk to someone within the first 5 seconds you see them so you don%26#039;t chicken out. You should also pack a swimsuit. ^_^ Have fun!!!
Nanny
1- Mp3 player loaded with favorite music
2- Lotion, Toothbrushes, Toothpaste, Hairbrush, Razors
3- Spare contacts and glasses
4- Contact solution, and case
5- Sunglasses
6- Suntan lotion or sunblock / Aloe vera lotion
7- Shampoo, Deodorant
8- Dress shirt(s) or blouse,stockings, Dress shoes
9- Sandals
10- Comfortable walking shoes
11- T-shirts and tank tops
12- Pants, shorts, capris
13- Hats
14- Reading material
15- Underwater disposable cameras
16- bras/panties
17- socks
18- purses
19- bobby pins/clips/bows/hair bands
20- night gowns/robe
do i need any more things?
I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
Just go up and talk to people. Use the 5 second rule: Go up and talk to someone within the first 5 seconds you see them so you don%26#039;t chicken out. You should also pack a swimsuit. ^_^ Have fun!!!
Nanny
I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
i am a shy person. my brothers are in different groups. im a friendly person i just am really shy about talking to people. How can i make friends. I dont want to just sit there by myself at the lounges and the teen clubs and stuff. Also what else to pack? I%26#039;ve got:
1- Mp3 player loaded with favorite music
2- Lotion, Toothbrushes, Toothpaste, Hairbrush, Razors
3- Spare contacts and glasses
4- Contact solution, and case
5- Sunglasses
6- Suntan lotion or sunblock / Aloe vera lotion
7- Shampoo, Deodorant
8- Dress shirt(s) or blouse,stockings, Dress shoes
9- Sandals
10- Comfortable walking shoes
11- T-shirts and tank tops
12- Pants, shorts, capris
13- Hats
14- Reading material
15- Underwater disposable cameras
16- bras/panties
17- socks
18- purses
19- bobby pins/clips/bows/hair bands
20- night gowns/robe
do i need any more things?
I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
Things to take:
passport, travel visa, motion sickness pills, swimsuit, binoculars.
How not to be shy:
To overcome shyness on the cruise: attend the dance lessons, exercise groups.
Also, in life (in general), join a club or two: dance school
(latin is good), martial arts school or kick boxing
(that will take you out of your shell),
join a club which has an activity you
like. Above all, realize that it may take some time to overcome shyness. After all, it took a lifetime to get you where you are.
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1- Mp3 player loaded with favorite music
2- Lotion, Toothbrushes, Toothpaste, Hairbrush, Razors
3- Spare contacts and glasses
4- Contact solution, and case
5- Sunglasses
6- Suntan lotion or sunblock / Aloe vera lotion
7- Shampoo, Deodorant
8- Dress shirt(s) or blouse,stockings, Dress shoes
9- Sandals
10- Comfortable walking shoes
11- T-shirts and tank tops
12- Pants, shorts, capris
13- Hats
14- Reading material
15- Underwater disposable cameras
16- bras/panties
17- socks
18- purses
19- bobby pins/clips/bows/hair bands
20- night gowns/robe
do i need any more things?
I might go on a cruise in november. how can i make friends?
Things to take:
passport, travel visa, motion sickness pills, swimsuit, binoculars.
How not to be shy:
To overcome shyness on the cruise: attend the dance lessons, exercise groups.
Also, in life (in general), join a club or two: dance school
(latin is good), martial arts school or kick boxing
(that will take you out of your shell),
join a club which has an activity you
like. Above all, realize that it may take some time to overcome shyness. After all, it took a lifetime to get you where you are.
games hardware
Packing List...?
On April 4th (two weeks from today) I am departing for Greece. I will be gone for 9 days. Can you think of anything else that I should pack? I know the basics...
9 shirts
7 or 8 shorts
2 or 3 pairs of pants (for the cooler evenings, if necessary)
2 nice shirts (for a semi-fancy dinner or going to a show or shrine)
9 boxer shorts
9 pairs of socks
My good walking shoes
A light jacket
My personal items (toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, comb, mouthwash, etc).
Can you think of ANYTHING else that I am forgetting? I am going in a small group (there are 6 of us, we all know each other (go to the same high school) without our parents (there WILL be chaperones). Is there anything else that you think I should take? I%26#039;ve got a global electric convertor already...
Packing List...?
cologne, never know who u might meet up there ;-)
Reply:Traveler%26#039;s Checks or some other form of payment. You might want to get an international cell-phone or phone card. Sun Screen if you%26#039;re not tan.
Reply:Bring extra shirts, and socks, you never know. I went on a cruise last year and thought packing 2 shirts a day would be enough, but yea I ended up running out of shirts, and socks. Though that might just be me lol.
Things to read, for down time (and on the plane).
Otherwise, sounds like a great list. You are going to have an awesome time. We will miss you though.
Reply:A camera?
Reply:Be sure that your %26quot;personal items%26quot; like shampoo, etc. are in bottles of 3oz. or less and all are zipped together in one clear plastic ziploc type bag. Otherwise, airport security will make you throw it all away before you get on the plane.
Also, be sure to have some sort of passport/money carrier you can put around your neck or your waist (under your clothing). You%26#039;ll need quick access to it at customs and you%26#039;ll not have to worry so much about anything getting stolen or misplaced.
A garbage bag to put your dirty clothes in and keep them from mixing with your clean clothes.
An international phone card. So you can call home at least once.
A good travel guide on Greece to read on the plane.
Have a WONDERFUL trip!
Reply:hmm...what about a camera and a cell phone?
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9 shirts
7 or 8 shorts
2 or 3 pairs of pants (for the cooler evenings, if necessary)
2 nice shirts (for a semi-fancy dinner or going to a show or shrine)
9 boxer shorts
9 pairs of socks
My good walking shoes
A light jacket
My personal items (toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, comb, mouthwash, etc).
Can you think of ANYTHING else that I am forgetting? I am going in a small group (there are 6 of us, we all know each other (go to the same high school) without our parents (there WILL be chaperones). Is there anything else that you think I should take? I%26#039;ve got a global electric convertor already...
Packing List...?
cologne, never know who u might meet up there ;-)
Reply:Traveler%26#039;s Checks or some other form of payment. You might want to get an international cell-phone or phone card. Sun Screen if you%26#039;re not tan.
Reply:Bring extra shirts, and socks, you never know. I went on a cruise last year and thought packing 2 shirts a day would be enough, but yea I ended up running out of shirts, and socks. Though that might just be me lol.
Things to read, for down time (and on the plane).
Otherwise, sounds like a great list. You are going to have an awesome time. We will miss you though.
Reply:A camera?
Reply:Be sure that your %26quot;personal items%26quot; like shampoo, etc. are in bottles of 3oz. or less and all are zipped together in one clear plastic ziploc type bag. Otherwise, airport security will make you throw it all away before you get on the plane.
Also, be sure to have some sort of passport/money carrier you can put around your neck or your waist (under your clothing). You%26#039;ll need quick access to it at customs and you%26#039;ll not have to worry so much about anything getting stolen or misplaced.
A garbage bag to put your dirty clothes in and keep them from mixing with your clean clothes.
An international phone card. So you can call home at least once.
A good travel guide on Greece to read on the plane.
Have a WONDERFUL trip!
Reply:hmm...what about a camera and a cell phone?
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Probably going to catch it for this but do you think that our prisons provide access to to many?
should people that have been sentenced to time in prison, for crimes against the law abiding civilians,that by the way cost us an arm and a leg to support and guard their sorry a$$ while their there, be able to buy items that make their time behind bars nearly as comfortable as being locked in their bedroom at home? Example: tv%26#039;s, snacks, radios, tennis shoes,etc? I understand personal hygiene items, tooth paste, deodorant, lotion,etc.These people are supposed to be there for punishment, instead they can kick back, watch TV,listen to the radio, and munch out anytime they want, besides the three meals, which by the way the FDA nutritionist%26#039;s say is plenty for a healthy diet.They had might as well be locked in their bedroom at home. I want to point out this is not the case in all states,Tennessee and Arizona are the only two that I know of off hand that make their prisoners work I%26#039;m sure there are more.I%26#039;m just saying If it wasn%26#039;t enjoyable at all they might try harder to stay out!??
Probably going to catch it for this but do you think that our prisons provide access to to many?
If they WORK for the little cash they have then they should be able to spend it as they see fit. I%26#039;ve often wondered why I pay tuition when I could get caught robbing a bank, get sent to jail for 7 years and come out with a free masters degree. I also think there should be a distinction though, violent offenders can only buy a deck of cards and non-violent offenders can buy whatever they want and hope that the cell blocks local sodomizer isn%26#039;t interested in it.
Reply:I can tell by your question %26amp; some of your
details that you never spent any time in jail.
I did 30 days at Harrison County Adult
Detention Center, in Gulfport, MS for DWI.
It was no picnic. There was no heat in the
cells, they maintained a constant 40 degrees,
I was cold the whole time.
I realize some prison systems offer more than
others, but if you write to the guys behind bars,
you will find these are not luxuries.
A luxury is something you can do when YOU want to,
not when someone else makes all your decisions for you.
The food behind bars leaves a lot to be desired,
I don%26#039;t consider a high fat-high carb diet to be healthy. Usually, only Diabetics are fortunate enough to get fresh fruit such as oranges, others have to pay for it.
And the canteen only comes around on
one day during the week, if you miss it, then,
oh well, too bad. You may have had diarrhea
and couldn%26#039;t get up, in the few minutes canteen
came around.
Before you condemn the prison system,
might I suggest you go spend the weekend
in the lock-up in either your city jail or county jail.
Reply:It%26#039;s easy for most people to say what prisoners should or shouldn%26#039;t have; they have not been there. You are already locked up, taking away little things like a radio or snacks would really be pathetic. I don%26#039;t know what prison is like but I have compassion for people. We are all shaped by the crap that happens in our lives and sometimes we make horrible decisions. I don%26#039;t like paying for prisoners but I also think sometimes the sentences are too harsh. Most people come out worse than when they went in. We need a system where people who commit crimes are still treated like human beings even if they did something horrific. Also, there are people who are wrongly convicted all the time. It could happen to any of us. This country could learn a lot from Europe, especially Norway.
Reply:My cousin was in prison for a yr %26amp; a half %26amp; they got to have BBQ%26#039;s on the weekend...wow that%26#039;s showing them.
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Probably going to catch it for this but do you think that our prisons provide access to to many?
If they WORK for the little cash they have then they should be able to spend it as they see fit. I%26#039;ve often wondered why I pay tuition when I could get caught robbing a bank, get sent to jail for 7 years and come out with a free masters degree. I also think there should be a distinction though, violent offenders can only buy a deck of cards and non-violent offenders can buy whatever they want and hope that the cell blocks local sodomizer isn%26#039;t interested in it.
Reply:I can tell by your question %26amp; some of your
details that you never spent any time in jail.
I did 30 days at Harrison County Adult
Detention Center, in Gulfport, MS for DWI.
It was no picnic. There was no heat in the
cells, they maintained a constant 40 degrees,
I was cold the whole time.
I realize some prison systems offer more than
others, but if you write to the guys behind bars,
you will find these are not luxuries.
A luxury is something you can do when YOU want to,
not when someone else makes all your decisions for you.
The food behind bars leaves a lot to be desired,
I don%26#039;t consider a high fat-high carb diet to be healthy. Usually, only Diabetics are fortunate enough to get fresh fruit such as oranges, others have to pay for it.
And the canteen only comes around on
one day during the week, if you miss it, then,
oh well, too bad. You may have had diarrhea
and couldn%26#039;t get up, in the few minutes canteen
came around.
Before you condemn the prison system,
might I suggest you go spend the weekend
in the lock-up in either your city jail or county jail.
Reply:It%26#039;s easy for most people to say what prisoners should or shouldn%26#039;t have; they have not been there. You are already locked up, taking away little things like a radio or snacks would really be pathetic. I don%26#039;t know what prison is like but I have compassion for people. We are all shaped by the crap that happens in our lives and sometimes we make horrible decisions. I don%26#039;t like paying for prisoners but I also think sometimes the sentences are too harsh. Most people come out worse than when they went in. We need a system where people who commit crimes are still treated like human beings even if they did something horrific. Also, there are people who are wrongly convicted all the time. It could happen to any of us. This country could learn a lot from Europe, especially Norway.
Reply:My cousin was in prison for a yr %26amp; a half %26amp; they got to have BBQ%26#039;s on the weekend...wow that%26#039;s showing them.
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What are the good and inexpensive places for shopping in Turkey?Are there any good malls in SALE now?
Please mention the names of those in Antalya, Ankara and Istanbul.
Shopping for ...clothes,nice sport shoes and cosmetics like sprays and deodorants for girls.
Are there any good places like malls or shopping city center in SALE now?
Please mention their names and locations.
What are the good and inexpensive places for shopping in Turkey?Are there any good malls in SALE now?
almost everthing is on sale and this is the last week i suppose, or it ended last week
in ankara, try big shopping centers such as big migros, ankaramall, armada etc
or you can go to kızılay where we consider as center and you can shop there. bahçelievler is also good especially for teens.
Reply:its not really that the malls are on sale just individual stores in the malls,
most places that sell clothes are on sale because the summer season is over and they are trying to get rid of to left-overs
go to boyner, lacoste, little big, polo garage (pretty much all are on sale I think)
Reply:Stay away from malls these two weeks. School term is coming and everbody will be in a frenzy to buy school uniforms and stuff.
In Istanbul, you can try Akmerkez, Capitol, Kanyon and such. There are many malls. I just don%26#039;t remember all names.
I must warn you though. Our malls looks too international and standard now.
Reply:capitol (I think) (But i am not in turkey right now , it is just a lucky guess) (I am turkish)
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Shopping for ...clothes,nice sport shoes and cosmetics like sprays and deodorants for girls.
Are there any good places like malls or shopping city center in SALE now?
Please mention their names and locations.
What are the good and inexpensive places for shopping in Turkey?Are there any good malls in SALE now?
almost everthing is on sale and this is the last week i suppose, or it ended last week
in ankara, try big shopping centers such as big migros, ankaramall, armada etc
or you can go to kızılay where we consider as center and you can shop there. bahçelievler is also good especially for teens.
Reply:its not really that the malls are on sale just individual stores in the malls,
most places that sell clothes are on sale because the summer season is over and they are trying to get rid of to left-overs
go to boyner, lacoste, little big, polo garage (pretty much all are on sale I think)
Reply:Stay away from malls these two weeks. School term is coming and everbody will be in a frenzy to buy school uniforms and stuff.
In Istanbul, you can try Akmerkez, Capitol, Kanyon and such. There are many malls. I just don%26#039;t remember all names.
I must warn you though. Our malls looks too international and standard now.
Reply:capitol (I think) (But i am not in turkey right now , it is just a lucky guess) (I am turkish)
performing arts
America, What do we do now (regarding terrorism)?
Bush declared war on terrorism. Presidents and politicians (and others in high offices) are blamed for negligence.
Billions of dollars spent on Homeland Security.
We went into Iraq to take care of the %26quot;threat%26quot;
At the airport, shoes have to be removed, shampoo bottles and deodorant are confiscated, yet....
Al Qaeda is larger and stronger than ever.
America, What do we do now (regarding terrorism)?
We need to continue to fight the terrorists.
Reply:Winston Churchill said!
Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
We stood all alone a year ago, and to many countries it seemed that our account was closed, we were finished. All this tradition of ours, our songs, our history, this part of the history of this country, were gone and finished and liquidated.
Very different is the mood today. Other nations thought, had drawn a sponge across her slate. But instead our country stood in the gap. There was no flinching and no thought of giving in; and by what seemed almost a miracle to those outside these Islands, though we ourselves never doubted it, we now find ourselves in a position where I say that we can be sure that we have only to persevere to conquer.
Reply:Look at the good.
Attacks still plague the UK and other parts of of the EU. We have had no attacks on our soil since 9-11. There have been many foiled plts, yet we have remained safe.
This does say something.
Reply:Be patient, stay the course and call anybody who disagrees with this course of action a traitor.
Reply:There isn%26#039;t jack we can do and there never was jack we could do about it, if we minded our own business and left other peoples alone we would have surpluses in everything and peoples would not have reason to hate us. If we minded out own business the rest of the world would admire that in us and earn us some respect rather than hate!
Reply:We recognize that terrorism is something that can never be defeated because there will always be terrorists. All you can do is try to minimize the damage or stop them in the commission of some horrible act.
It is time to quit worrying about people taking weapons on planes, because anything can be used as a weapon. Shoelaces. Drinking straws. Fountain pens. A music CD. Is Homeland Security going to make people ride in an airplane wearing only shorts and a t-shirt just to make us %26quot;safe%26quot;?
If you really want to defeat terrorism...then quit living in fear.
Reply:From now on we get rid of Iran to save the oil supply from being nuked, then we should focus on the civil war, after that we re-open Ellis Island for immigrants, NOT making a berlin wall separating america, then we find out that there is corruption in the senate(no togas required) andf then we finish by finding out that between each ice age there was global warming in between each. That is what should be done.
Reply:We should stay in Iraq and keep fighting Al Quida where they are so that they are on the defensive and are not attacking us in America.
Reply:We need to target the source of their money and weapons,which just happens to be IRAN and Syria.
Bin Laden is living high in Tehran.
Reply:Get rid of Bush and that crew in the white house at the ballot box in November. airbooster
Reply:Every incident involving muslim atrocity is blamed on al quaeda when in fact al qaeda is a small organisation promoting terror.Most moslem terrorists cant even read other than the rote of the Koran ,most dont have t.v. most areNOT on the net so how does al qaeda run this so called world wide bogey man.
Reply:Recently, they Dept. of Homeland security is issuing a %26quot;gut%26quot; feeling that we will be attacked again..soon. This equates to them KNOWING we will be attacked again, except they%26#039;re not going to tell us the how%26#039;s and why%26#039;s. If it happens..(or when).. I%26#039;m sure it will be right before the next election so Rudy will rally the sheep with his famous %26quot;terror, terror, terrorist%26quot; speeches. Say goodbye to the Constitution.. hello Patriot Act II.
Someone needs to tell the NeoCon sheep that Jack Bauer isn%26#039;t a real person.. because you know they%26#039;ll be looking for him.
Reply:Stop ALL aid to apartheid Israel. Treat the Arabs and Persians with decency and respect.
Reply:We blow Pakistan completely off the map. I mean level every single structure and village. Kill everyone. That is where 90% of the terrorists live. Kill them all.
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Billions of dollars spent on Homeland Security.
We went into Iraq to take care of the %26quot;threat%26quot;
At the airport, shoes have to be removed, shampoo bottles and deodorant are confiscated, yet....
Al Qaeda is larger and stronger than ever.
America, What do we do now (regarding terrorism)?
We need to continue to fight the terrorists.
Reply:Winston Churchill said!
Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
We stood all alone a year ago, and to many countries it seemed that our account was closed, we were finished. All this tradition of ours, our songs, our history, this part of the history of this country, were gone and finished and liquidated.
Very different is the mood today. Other nations thought, had drawn a sponge across her slate. But instead our country stood in the gap. There was no flinching and no thought of giving in; and by what seemed almost a miracle to those outside these Islands, though we ourselves never doubted it, we now find ourselves in a position where I say that we can be sure that we have only to persevere to conquer.
Reply:Look at the good.
Attacks still plague the UK and other parts of of the EU. We have had no attacks on our soil since 9-11. There have been many foiled plts, yet we have remained safe.
This does say something.
Reply:Be patient, stay the course and call anybody who disagrees with this course of action a traitor.
Reply:There isn%26#039;t jack we can do and there never was jack we could do about it, if we minded our own business and left other peoples alone we would have surpluses in everything and peoples would not have reason to hate us. If we minded out own business the rest of the world would admire that in us and earn us some respect rather than hate!
Reply:We recognize that terrorism is something that can never be defeated because there will always be terrorists. All you can do is try to minimize the damage or stop them in the commission of some horrible act.
It is time to quit worrying about people taking weapons on planes, because anything can be used as a weapon. Shoelaces. Drinking straws. Fountain pens. A music CD. Is Homeland Security going to make people ride in an airplane wearing only shorts and a t-shirt just to make us %26quot;safe%26quot;?
If you really want to defeat terrorism...then quit living in fear.
Reply:From now on we get rid of Iran to save the oil supply from being nuked, then we should focus on the civil war, after that we re-open Ellis Island for immigrants, NOT making a berlin wall separating america, then we find out that there is corruption in the senate(no togas required) andf then we finish by finding out that between each ice age there was global warming in between each. That is what should be done.
Reply:We should stay in Iraq and keep fighting Al Quida where they are so that they are on the defensive and are not attacking us in America.
Reply:We need to target the source of their money and weapons,which just happens to be IRAN and Syria.
Bin Laden is living high in Tehran.
Reply:Get rid of Bush and that crew in the white house at the ballot box in November. airbooster
Reply:Every incident involving muslim atrocity is blamed on al quaeda when in fact al qaeda is a small organisation promoting terror.Most moslem terrorists cant even read other than the rote of the Koran ,most dont have t.v. most areNOT on the net so how does al qaeda run this so called world wide bogey man.
Reply:Recently, they Dept. of Homeland security is issuing a %26quot;gut%26quot; feeling that we will be attacked again..soon. This equates to them KNOWING we will be attacked again, except they%26#039;re not going to tell us the how%26#039;s and why%26#039;s. If it happens..(or when).. I%26#039;m sure it will be right before the next election so Rudy will rally the sheep with his famous %26quot;terror, terror, terrorist%26quot; speeches. Say goodbye to the Constitution.. hello Patriot Act II.
Someone needs to tell the NeoCon sheep that Jack Bauer isn%26#039;t a real person.. because you know they%26#039;ll be looking for him.
Reply:Stop ALL aid to apartheid Israel. Treat the Arabs and Persians with decency and respect.
Reply:We blow Pakistan completely off the map. I mean level every single structure and village. Kill everyone. That is where 90% of the terrorists live. Kill them all.
visual arts
<open this: is good>?
This is how you can annoy people in an elavator...
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
%26lt;open this: is good%26gt;?
That%26#039;s just way to much to read!
Reply:So what%26#039;s your question?
Reply:Okay, you made your point, you are annoying.
makeup tips
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
%26lt;open this: is good%26gt;?
That%26#039;s just way to much to read!
Reply:So what%26#039;s your question?
Reply:Okay, you made your point, you are annoying.
makeup tips
How to annoy people on an elevator!!!!?
This is how you can annoy people in an elavator...
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
How to annoy people on an elevator!!!!?
Very funny! My favorite one was where you drop the pen, then scream %26quot;That%26#039;s Mine!%26quot; when somebody tries to pick it up.
Reply:I think you answered your own question quite well!
Reply:When the doors close, yell %26quot;Its a trap!!!%26quot; and start to claw at the doors trying to open them.
Tell ghost stories.
Jump up and down for a few seconds and then turn and say with a smile %26quot;Did you feel that?%26quot;
Reply:You forgot one...read your question.
Reply:I absolutely love it!
Reply:Funny but I don%26#039;t ever want to ride the elevator with you.
Reply:push all buttons fart get naked sleep poop pee smoke or be drunk
Reply:you are a strange person you answered your own question so many times,that no one else will be able to.afraid of giving 10 pts. away are you?think you missed the best way of annoying people in an elevator,apart from sharing it with you,is to push every button on the floor level,the taller the building the better.
Reply:Funny!
That%26#039;s also how to get %26#039;jumped%26#039;, beat up, punched, slapped, cursed out, or threatened on an elevator...
Lol.
And to those smart a$$es above, he put the question up there because it was in fact a question...
He wasn%26#039;t asking ya%26#039;ll how.
In fact, he put: This is how to...
He didn%26#039;t put it to %26#039;answer his own question, but to show that he did that on purpose... jeez.
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
Reply:I hope you used copy %26amp; paste....
Reply:I like how all your ideas are in alphabetical order. Good job!
Reply:awesome!!!!!!!im at a hotel with an elevator!!!!!!!thx!!
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
How to annoy people on an elevator!!!!?
Very funny! My favorite one was where you drop the pen, then scream %26quot;That%26#039;s Mine!%26quot; when somebody tries to pick it up.
Reply:I think you answered your own question quite well!
Reply:When the doors close, yell %26quot;Its a trap!!!%26quot; and start to claw at the doors trying to open them.
Tell ghost stories.
Jump up and down for a few seconds and then turn and say with a smile %26quot;Did you feel that?%26quot;
Reply:You forgot one...read your question.
Reply:I absolutely love it!
Reply:Funny but I don%26#039;t ever want to ride the elevator with you.
Reply:push all buttons fart get naked sleep poop pee smoke or be drunk
Reply:you are a strange person you answered your own question so many times,that no one else will be able to.afraid of giving 10 pts. away are you?think you missed the best way of annoying people in an elevator,apart from sharing it with you,is to push every button on the floor level,the taller the building the better.
Reply:Funny!
That%26#039;s also how to get %26#039;jumped%26#039;, beat up, punched, slapped, cursed out, or threatened on an elevator...
Lol.
And to those smart a$$es above, he put the question up there because it was in fact a question...
He wasn%26#039;t asking ya%26#039;ll how.
In fact, he put: This is how to...
He didn%26#039;t put it to %26#039;answer his own question, but to show that he did that on purpose... jeez.
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
Reply:I hope you used copy %26amp; paste....
Reply:I like how all your ideas are in alphabetical order. Good job!
Reply:awesome!!!!!!!im at a hotel with an elevator!!!!!!!thx!!
fashion accessories
Annoying people on elevators...?
This is how you can annoy people in an elavator...
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
Annoying people on elevators...?
LOL!!
I love whoever that came up with these!
Reply:geez thats long but there all funny!
Reply:I feel like I have just ridden in an elevator that had every button pushed.
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper %26quot;I think they want in...%26quot;
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter %26quot;gotta go, gotta go%26quot; then sigh and say %26quot;oops!%26quot;
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: %26quot;Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!%26quot;
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, %26quot;Bad touch!%26quot;
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them %26quot;was it good for you too?%26quot;
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say %26quot;Ding!%26quot; at each floor.
Say %26quot;I wonder what all these do%26quot; and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: %26quot;I know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerve%26#039;s, everybody%26#039;s nerves, everybody%26#039;s nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody%26#039;s nerves and it goes like this!%26quot; to the tune of %26quot;camp town lady%26quot;.....pause.....repeat....continuall...
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, %26quot;I think it%26#039;s getting larger.%26quot;
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting %26quot;Green Eggs and Ham%26quot; and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won%26#039;t go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don%26#039;t use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers %26quot;through%26quot; it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, %26quot;Is that your beeper?%26quot;
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
Annoying people on elevators...?
LOL!!
I love whoever that came up with these!
Reply:geez thats long but there all funny!
Reply:I feel like I have just ridden in an elevator that had every button pushed.
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