Tuesday, April 14, 2009

HELP ME! its simple but........i need help!?

its for a project, i have to come up with 50 %26quot;things%26quot;. It%26#039;s sort of like advice. some that i already have are....


*look both ways before you cross the street


*wash your hands before you eat


*remember to tie your shoes


*always use deodorant


anyways thats just some. will you please help, and try and make them short and simple! 10 points to the one that can do the most or is creative.


THANKS!!!!!!!

HELP ME! its simple but........i need help!?
Dont talk to strangers


Dont do drugs


Dont get mad get even
Reply:brush you teeth/ comb your hair/ eat your veggies/ look befor you cross the road/ don%26#039;t talk to strangers/ be polite to you elders/ open the door for ladys/ dont interupte someone else/ fight for your right to party!!!/ dont day dream/





I don%26#039;t know if these will work but good luck!!!
Reply:never give out your credit card number to anyone.
Reply:ten commandments if you%26#039;re Christian.





Always be a friend -- even to your enemies.





Never eat yellow snow.





Always take the higher ground (like when you%26#039;re fighting with someone who%26#039;s acting like a knob. don%26#039;t lower yourself to their level)





Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself.





If you can%26#039;t say anything nice about someone, then don%26#039;t say anything at all.





Remember, words hurt. Bite your tongue if you think your words will hurt someone.





Love and you will find love.





Always see the glass has half-full -- not half-empty.





Know that it WILL get better.





Wise men don%26#039;t need advice. Fools won%26#039;t take it.





Bad is never good until worse happens.





Behind every successful man is a woman :-)





Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.





Be nice to your kids. They%26#039;ll choose your nursing home.





Don%26#039;t be so open-minded your brains will fall out.





Don%26#039;t Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.





Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.





Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
Reply:dont waste water, look before you leap, think before you act, take the time to smell the roses, eat healthy, treat others as you would like them to treat you, dont spend more than you earn, take life one step at a time....
Reply:I before E, except after C (unless it says %26quot;A%26quot;, like in %26quot;neighbor%26quot; or %26quot;weigh%26quot;


Don%26#039;t eat the yellow snow


If you shake it more than three times, you%26#039;re playing with it.


This, too, shall pass (King Canute%26#039;s favorite)


Never eat anything bigger than your head.


Wear sunscreen. (from columnist Mary Schmich)


Stop and smell the roses.


Wake up and smell the coffee.


Righty tighty, lefty loosey.


Slow but sure wins the race.


Don%26#039;t look a gift horse in the mouth.


Beware Greeks bearing gifts. (From the Illiad)


You can lead a horse to water, but you can%26#039;t make him drink.


Don%26#039;t change horses in the middle of the stream.


Don%26#039;t put the cart before the horse.


Don%26#039;t close the barn door after the horse has been stolen.


(Horse sayings from Dr. Seuss%26#039;s %26quot;Seven Lady Godivas%26quot;)


Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.


Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me. (From Emily Dickinson)


A watched pot never boils.


A gap-toothed gal is frisky in the sack.


No such thing as an old woman...underneath all them wrinkles and white hair, they%26#039;re all sweet sixteen.


Don%26#039;t sweat the petty things, and don%26#039;t pet the sweaty things.
Reply:dont talk to strangers
Reply:Lock your house when you leave


Check your fire alarms once a year


Don%26#039;t leave a gas stove on without a flame.


Always wear a seatbelt


Hold doors open for anyone, it%26#039;s a nice gesture


Don%26#039;t make rash decisions


Stop and smell the flowers, or face the horrific consequences of stress


Believe half of what you read and 10% of what you hear.


Don%26#039;t spend more than you currently have. Credit cards, I%26#039;m looking at you.


Eat low-fat. Drink less booze.


The more you give, the happier you are.


Drink lots of water


Keep in touch - someone misses you


Don%26#039;t let others make decisions for you - ever.





That%26#039;s all I can come up with off the top of my head. Hope it helps!
Reply:- always check if ur zip is done before going out


-eat mint before kissing


-check ur keys before shutting the car door


-close the curtains before changing your clothes


-knock before u enter a room
Reply:ALWAYS BE POLITE TO PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT.


USE YOUR MANNERS


ALWAYS BRUSH HAIR AND TEETH


DO NOT GO WITH STRANGERS OR PPL WHO YOU HARDLYLY KNOW


DONT WATCH TO MUCH TV


GO OUTSIDE


USE A PARASHUTE WHEN JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE


WHEN BUNGYJUMPING MAKE SURE YOU MEASURED THE BUNGY ROPE RIGHT
Reply:Brush your teeth after every meal.


Wash behind your ears.


Don%26#039;t eat lemons; it ruins your enamel.


Never look a gift horse in the mouth.


Always lock your doors at night.
Reply:Don%26#039;t squat with your spurs on.
Reply:Don%26#039;t run with scissors


Just because your friend does something doesn%26#039;t mean you have to


Don%26#039;t eat the yellow snow


Think before you speak


Look before you leap


Always be aware of your surroundings


Never talk to strangers


Be happy with what you have
Reply:Don%26#039;t run with scissors.


Don%26#039;t chew with your mouth open.


Sit up straight.


Always wear clean underwear.


Don%26#039;t swallow your gum.


Don%26#039;t talk to strangers.


Don%26#039;t pee into the wind.


Ladies first.


Always be polite


Say please and thankyou.


Don%26#039;t jump on the bed.


No running in the house.


Don%26#039;t hit your sister.


If you%26#039;re using your wipers, use your lights


Buckle up for safety


No yelling on the bus


Don%26#039;t eat yellow snow.


Don%26#039;t take wooden nickles


Think before you speak


Always leave a light on.


Put down the toilet seat


Put up the toilet seat


Wipe from front to back


Do as I say not as I do
Reply:*don%26#039;t criticize what you dont%26#039; know


*forgive and forget


*respect ur elders


*always brush your teeth


*always say %26quot;thank you%26quot; and %26quot;please%26quot;


*always chew with your mouth closed


*don%26#039;t curse


*and don%26#039;t forget to smile!
Reply:Don%26#039;t drink and drive


Careful with that! You%26#039;ll start laughing and end up crying.
Reply:*Never turn down a breath mint.


*Always wear clean underwear.


*Don%26#039;t spit into the wind.
Reply:pierce both of your ears.


clean both of your eye-browse.


blush both of your cheeks.


this is hard :)


good luck! hope you get the 10 points!


Tell me what happens with you.


later :P
Reply:*brush your teeth before bed


*wait an hour after you eat before you swim


*always wear clean underwear


*if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!


*always keep a handkerchief or tissue with you


*don%26#039;t mix brown liquor and clear liquor


*drink 8 glasses of water a day


*if it is cold, wear a hat


*don%26#039;t mix business with pleasure


*say grace before you eat


*always say %26quot;please%26quot; and %26quot;thank you%26quot;
Reply:Check your blind spot while driving


Treat others as you want to be treated


Speak your mind and amazing things will happen


Don%26#039;t mix pink and red


Don%26#039;t eat spaghetti when your wearing white


Don%26#039;t do things because everyone else does them
Reply:never go to bed angry


always wear clean underwear in case you have to go to the doctor


always be patient


keep your doors and windows locked


don%26#039;t walk alone at night


dress warmly in winter


always wear sunscreen even in winter


never go swimming alone


keep the same number of life jackets as there are people when boating


never drink and drive if you want to stay alive


get regular check-ups


never leave food while cooking unattended


trust your instincts


always be aware of your surroundings


keep enough change in your pocket for a pay phone at all times


always tell someone your plans for the day in case you go missing



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